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WHAT IS A SCARY VAN??

Great question but you will know it when you see it but if you are still unable to spot them it is my goal to make the identification process easier. These are the vehicles that Ted Bundy might have driven. They are the type of cars you see when you watch the news and they talk about kidnappings or child abductions. In fact even Hollywood is in on the deal.  Jame Gumb in Silence of the Lambs when he snatched his victims, what was he driving? A very scary brown 1980's van with no windows. The media perpetuates the hysteria as well. Remember the DC Sniper case? The original description of the suspect vehicle was a white van with a rack on top! The message........vans are dangerous. You can visit our gallery for some diverse and great examples.

The more common of these vehicles are easy to spot and are fairly abundant although I must say I have noticed a steep decline in recent years of their presence on the road. Identification is easy if you look for these key features:

1. It is just generally scary and creepy

2. The van has a lot of rust and is beat up

3. Dark colors are better

4. You can always get a hint from the driver's looks

5. Dark tinted windows (you can substitute curtains in some older models or combination)

6. Lack of any windows in back

7. Small portal or bubble windows in the back usually in the shape of a teardrop or diamond

8. And the crown jewel: a mural of any kind painted on the side (dragons, Conan, skulls etc.)


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Many thanks to the fine gentleman who e-mailed this beauty! CONAN is alive and well. Love the bubble window and the sunroof. This van is actually a little too nice to be scary.
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This van has all the attributes of a classic scary van


These very same scary vans can be found in all sorts of scary movies. we have posted some of the creepy pictures we have captured over the years of the strange and scary custom vans. Weird cars and vans have always fascinated me and I felt compelled to share my bizarre hobby with everyone. The scary custom van is a product that goes back as far as the 1960's and really started to take flight in the 1980's.it all started as a joke between my wife and I when we saw a beat up old Chevy van driving down the road with some creepy people in it. Maybe it was a Ford van but regardless I turned to my wife and said wow look at that "scary van". She immediately started laughing hysterically and she was shocked to learn that much like scary clowns we both had a fear and weird preoccupation with scary vans. Now whenever I spot an old vw van or hippie vans I get out the camera and snap a shot (but only if its creepy I am not interested in the nice clean ones). I have been saving these creepy pictures until now and I have decided that I would share these creepy pics with all of you. If you enjoy creepy things you will certainly enjoy my scary vans website and scary movies vans. I would also like to work on some weird cars and get your photos of your weird car or ones you have seen on the road. So the next time you see a scary old van snap a photo and send it to me so I can post it on the site. The custom chevy van with the bubble window and the drapes or blacked out bubble window is out there somewhere.
If you have a story about a scary van that you saw in one of the top scary movies email me your notes. I would love any comments on scary car movies or horror movies with scary vans that I have not noted already. Remember, creepy is good rusty is good shiny and new is not. Lets catalog these creepy classics and get them the attention that they deserve.
There are still plenty of these creepy classics on the road and driving around so get your camera ready and shoot away. These vans are especially cool if they have creepy art on them (Conan, skulls etc.). Be on the lookout for weird looking cars and vans and the creepy people that usually drive them (please don't get killed or crash while trying to shoot your photos). When you capture that perfect creepy on scary Ford conversion van on film please email it to me in jpg format and I will post your favorite old van with the others (don't forget to include your name and info if you want credit for the photo. We especially love custom van graphics and van murals. They are becoming very hard to find. Please don't get killed by the creepy guy driving the scary van for taking his picture or a picture of his van. Keep in mind creepy people are creepy for a reason.
Update: I have been notified of an alternate nomenclature for scary vans a friend of mine said that he always referred to these vans as "kidnapping vans". Very true indeed. Just like in scary movies, only this time the creepy part is the kidnapping van!
Here are the photos. If you can bag a van with a bubble window and a airbrush mural you will get top billing I promise. SEND ME YOUR SCARY VANS!
This is the world's only (that I am Aware of) website dedicated to the identification, classification and exploration of scary vans. I put this site together after years of spotting these frightening vehicles on the highways and byways of our great land.


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There are not many scary vans there but there are some really cool homes in the Eastern Shore area of Maryland. This area has some of the coolest little towns to visit in your scary van. You can see the quaint town of Easton Maryland and look at the homes for sale there. Who knows maybe you will give up the life of being a scary vanner and drive around in a yuppie Honda minivan or station wagon. The bottom line is there are some really cool homes in Eastern Shore Maryland so if you are looking for real estate for a home or investment property you should drive your scary van up there and check it out.

People love to take their vans out west into the desert to go camping. A friend with a scary custom chevy van took hi cool ride out to southwest New Mexico and really had an amazing time. While there he cruised in his van and looked at the great land and homes that Silver City New Mexico had for sale. There was real estate that he would have loved to buy in the Southwest New Mexico real estate market and the prices were good but just a little out of his range. He had hoped to purchase a large ranch and cash in on the great deals in Silver City New Mexico real estate. He particularly liked the Grant County New Mexico real estate market and said that he would love to find a ranch to park his custom chevy van at there all the time. There are apparently some great deals on homes in Silver City real estate.
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